I’d definitely kiss your entire face and make you pancakes and buy you records
(via thestorytoofar)
| me: | all of you sit the fuck down you twats |
| me: | shut the fuck up |
| me: | what do you mean you didn't do your homework it takes five minutes |
| me: | *gives test with all answers being A* |
| me: | you are a little self-centered asshole |
| me: | you belong in kindergarten you little shit |
| me: | all of you leave now i can't handle this |
| me: | *smacks child upside the head with textbook* |